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Stop damp for good, no harsh cleaners needed
Damp, and why it beats every cleaner

Rural Ohio
Forty years keeping one 1890s farmhouse standing.
What forty years of keeping one old house taught me
The twenty jobs that cost you the most, done right the first time, from the ground, with what each one costs and how long it takes.
PDF · 20 jobs · every cost printed

No. I · The manual
I kept the same old house standing for forty years on a small paycheck. I learned which jobs eat the most money, and I learned to do them from the ground, without a ladder and without a contractor. That is all this is.

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Twenty chapters, one job per chapter, plain and short

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Pictures showing what to check and what to fix

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What each job should cost, so no one overcharges you

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How long each job takes, done right, from the ground

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Which jobs to do first if money is tight this year

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Warning signs that mean a small job is turning big
No. II · The math
Every figure below is printed in the manual, in the job it belongs to. Nothing here is rounded up to sell you something.
Damp, and why it beats every cleaner
How long
24 to 72 hours to test and confirm damp
Costs you
8 to 15 dollars for a hygrometer
The five cent fix for a draughty window
How long
about 45 minutes per window
Costs you
3 to 10 dollars a window
Ants, and the line they will not cross
How long
20 minutes to find the trail
Costs you
4 dollars for diatomaceous earth
Mice, kept out without poison
How long
one afternoon
Costs you
40 to 60 dollars total for steel wool
The gutter job you can do from the ground
How long
30 to 90 minutes for a typical one story house
Costs you
10 to 45 dollars for pole
Cast iron that outlives you
How long
45 minutes to strip rust
Costs you
4 to 10 dollars for steel wool and oil
A wood pile that stays dry
How long
half a day to build rails and restack a full cord
Costs you
10 to 25 dollars for rails and blocks
Paint that lasts twice as long
How long
6 to 9 days total for an average house
Costs you
150 to 300 dollars in soap
A warm house on a cold bill
How long
one afternoon for outlets and baseboards
Costs you
60 to 100 dollars total for foam gaskets
What to do before you call anyone
How long
30 to 45 minutes total
Costs you
nothing
Ten more jobs are in the manual, each one costed the same way.
No. III · What is inside

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Damp, and why it beats every cleaner

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The five cent fix for a draughty window

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Ants, and the line they will not cross

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Mice, kept out without poison

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The gutter job you can do from the ground

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Cast iron that outlives you

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A wood pile that stays dry

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Paint that lasts twice as long

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A warm house on a cold bill

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What to do before you call anyone

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The roof leak you can find yourself

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Caulk and where it actually matters

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A toilet that stops running for good

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Smoke alarms, tested the right way

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The water heater that will not quit

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Cracks in concrete, sealed before winter

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Doors that stick, and the real fix

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A basement that stays dry all year

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The electrical panel, what you can touch

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Tools worth owning, and what to skip

No. IV · Who wrote this
I kept the grounds and the buildings at one place in rural Ohio for a little over forty years, and I have kept my own house longer than that. I never went to school for any of it. I learned it the way most of us did, by doing a job wrong once, then doing it right the second time because I could not afford a third.
No. V · Order

$47
A PDF you can read on a phone, a tablet or a computer, and print if you like. No subscription. Twenty chapters, pictures throughout.
Get the manual for $47If this manual does not help you, tell me and I will send your money back. No questions, no forms.
No. VI · Questions
Do I need tools I do not own?
Mostly no. Each job lists what it needs, and most of it is a screwdriver, a caulking gun and a flashlight. Where a job needs something else, the cost is printed right there.
Do I have to climb a ladder?
No. Every job is written to be done from the ground. There is a whole chapter on when not to get on a ladder at all.
Is this a printed book?
It is a PDF. You read it on any device and you can print the pages you want.
What if my house is newer?
The jobs still hold. I wrote it around an old house because that is what I know, but damp, drafts, gutters and mice do not care how old the place is.
What if it does not help me?
If this manual does not help you, tell me and I will send your money back. No questions, no forms.
No. VII · Free
A short guide you can read tonight. Put your email in and I will send it.
